THANK YOU… “PACHYDERM PRIDE” !!!

John Boehner comes from the area where Harriet Beecher Stowe ‘witnessed’ the event that became the 1852 novel
[UNCLE TOM’S CABIN]. ( It’s “funny” that during the late 1960’s and, early 1970’s [calling someone an ‘UNCLE TOM’ ] WAS an INSULT).

“FUNNY… THAT”, 29251 Uncle Toms Road
Dresden, ON N0P 1M0, Canada
+1 519-683-2978

… Fancier than “THEY” let on eh!?!
TWO-HUNDRED ACRES and, THREE LARGE, COMFORTABLE BUILDINGS…PAID FOR.

NOW(!) he’s come to the assistance of LIZA’S KIN A’GIN. Although HE didn’t really plan it this way.

There WAS a KKK rally that was to be held upon the HALLOWED but, [ RENTABLE ], grounds of GETTYSBURG NATIONAL Cemetery.

BUT(!), wait! LO, and BEHOLD the [REPUBLICAN PARTY] has made such a rental “GNULL UNT VOIGHD”. Therefore disallowing the guys with all the cloth smelling like BLEACH, ( to cover the old UREA aromas.), from “Terrapin-Town, Happysod”. ( A Turtle may be ‘slow’ but it ain’t OAFISH.) SO, many Government facilities and, people may be “upset”. But, imagine how bad WALMART feels about losing ALL that REVENUE.